Recovering anorexic Nicole Richie has revealed that she hates her new bigger titties, resulting from the birth of her daughter Harlow.

Richie says she much prefers her pre-pregnancy figure, when she didn’t have to wear bras, due to being flat as a tack.

She says:

“I am bustier now and I really don’t like it.

“It doesn’t really fit with my wardrobe, it’s not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra. I really don’t like it.

“I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren’t slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can’t really wear it because it sends out a different message.”

She did say that Joel prefers her new bustier look.

Don’t get used to it Joel, it aint gonna last.

Super hot Kate Beckinsale’s best feature is hidden from public view.

According to Kate, less then a handful of people have seen her Pharaoh’s Tomb, well to be precise, she says that only three have got a glimpse of her tunnel of love.

In an interview with Allure Magazine, Kate was asked about her best feature, rather then talk about the predictable, such as her face or hair, she said the following.

“My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?” She then giggles and then silently points and mouthes: “My twat”.

Now I can’t really give an opinion as to whether Kate’s schmoo is spectacular or not, but I’ll try and find out and let you all know.

Well who’d have thunk it, the once sexy Madonna is rapidly approaching old age.

Known for her addiction to the gym, far from enhancing her appearance and staving of the ravages of time, Madonna’s exercise regime seems to be aging her more at an accelerated rate.

Madonna begins her day with a punishing three-hour session of Ashtanga yoga, followed by a Pilates session before lunch.

I think she should skip the exercise and just eat a little. Not much she can do about those veiny hands now though.

This is the result of puffer fish breeding. You can see the signs, bloated face, sunken eyes and the complete loss of facial features.

There are rumors that she is pregnant, in which case, the pictures of her shoveling too much into her face is just a nasty coincidence and has no relation to her genes.

It could be worse though, she could take after her mother.

Seems like Lindsay Lohan is not into older men (or they’re not into her) any more.

Hostel director Eli Roth posted this little tit bit on his Myspace blog.

“I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend too old, and kept walking.”

“Now - she’s absolutely correct - but it was still pretty f***ing hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel - where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you’re f***ked! Time to hit the Botox!”

Strange, I seem to remember that Lindsay was meant to have had a fling with Bruce Willis, among other older men.

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You know things are bad when your father thinks you are a greedy bitch.

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Nicole Richie certainly didn’t mind showing off her tiny titties on the catwalk.

They might not be very big, but I am not complaining, she can flash them whenever she wants.

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Surprise, surprise, the infamous Kim Kardashian tape has been rumored to be around for some time now, but not too many people have seen it, or even what it contains. I haven’t put up the tape here, but I have got the next best thing for you, in the form of some images, taken directly from from Kim’s sex video for you to enjoy.

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